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12-07-2009, 06:18 PM
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NickolasM.
12-07-2009, 08:55 PM
Me: *Dials 911 And waits for a Operator*
Operator: "911 Emergency Dispatch Center What can I do for you?"
Me: "Uhm Yes I was told to dial 911"
Operator:"Okay, what is going on? What is the situation?"
Me: "I have no Idea, I was just told to call 911, that someone is on fire!"
Operator: "Okay well, do you know who is on fire?!"
*You hear sounds of the operator putting FD on standby*
Me: "No I do not!"
Operator: "Is there a person on fire at all?!"
Me: "I do not know! I was just told to dial 911!"
Operator: "You know you can get arrested for falsely repo..."
Me: "STOP WASTING TIME I THINK SOMEONE IS ON FIRE!!!!"
Operator: "Well I need to know who and where!"
Me: "I do not know any of this information!"
Operator: "Sir!!! Calm Down look around you look for a stre...."
*Operator gets cut off as I hang up*
A minute later....
Operator: "This is 911 Emergency Service Dispatch, Someone from this phone just called an..."
Me: "Yes I called!"
Operator: "Did you just hang up on me?!"
Me: "I don't know did it sound like this?"
*Click*

JBVoice
12-07-2009, 09:59 PM
I got a bit scared for a moment, I saw the title and had a quick thought that maybe you were sitting in your office, trapped by your computer, while the building was on fire. -quickly logs onto broadcasting world and posts!- LOL

-JB

NickolasM.
12-07-2009, 10:28 PM
I think he would open a IM, It'd be faster. Lol.