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NickolasM.
12-09-2009, 12:30 AM
Alright let me give you some background about this song. It is written about ALOT of people at my school, All being so big. I would say more then half the guys in each grade could use a bra, Don't even get me started about the females... I am stuck between four fat people at school at my locker, I often get pushed and smushed. In the hallways, people move so slow because they are too fat to move, or they take up half the hallway and block the whole damn thing. About two day's ago I for some reason thought of neyo's song 'so sick' and changed the words to the chorus and said "You know what? I'm just going to fix the whole song..." No offence (offense?) to any of you if you are 'big' But I mean 11-14yo's should not be weighing over 200+pounds at that age, I mean unless they have some disease where they can not help it, that is understandable....



To the Tune of Ne-Yo 'So Sick'

Mmmm mmm yeah
Do do do do do do do-do
Ohh Yeah

Gotta Push my way through
School hallway
Cuz right now it is
So pack with fat
And I know it makes no sense
Cuz becuase we have gym class
But it's the only fat people exercise anymore
(it's ridiculous)
It's been months
And for some reason I just
(see them getting fatter)
And I'm more ripped than them
(enough is enough)
No more walkin round
With my elbow out
I'm so over being pushed
Around by your fat

And I'm so sick of fat people
So tired of them
So done with wishing they were faster
Said I'm so sick of Fat people so sad and slow
So why can't they loose all the wieght?

They Gotta loose that wieght they have
They are over two hundred pounds
Since there's more T.V.
There's no more reason to work out
I'm so fed up with the size of you
And your smelliness
And how every day it reminds me
Of how big you are

And I'm so sick of fat people
So tired of them
So done with wishing they were faster
Said I'm so sick of Fat people so sad and slow
So why can't they loose all the wieght?

(Leave me alone)
Leave me alone
(Smelly Fat People)
Dont make me think about your wieght
Or having my locker next to you
I'm getting smushed
Trying to get into my locker

And I'm so sick of fat people
So tired of them
So done with wishing they were faster
Said I'm so sick of Fat people so sad and slow
So why can't they loose all the wieght?
(why can't they loose all the wieght?)


And I'm so sick of fat people
So tired of them
So done with wishing they were faster
Said I'm so sick of Fat people so sad and slow
So why can't they loose all the wieght?
(why can't they loose all the wieght?)


And I'm so sick of fat people
So tired of them
So done with wishing they were faster
Said I'm so sick of Fat people so sad and slow
So why can't they loose all the wieght?
(why can't they loose all the wieght?)
(why can't they loose all the wieght?)
why can't they loose all the wieght?

GKIye
12-10-2009, 12:06 AM
Well I'm not the most athletic person myself ... afterall I'm already 49
but when I watch tv coverage about the youth at the US "being fat" is a real big issue ... both to boys and girls

Into Our neighbourhood in general (aka most of them) most of the boys and girls are having a normal untill average body type
Anyway, nobody is perfect, but it looks that the US has a young and not that healthy generation of teens

NickolasM.
12-10-2009, 12:20 AM
Some one finally gets me. I mean, I can't walk down the hallway at school, with out getting smushed because of 'big' people.

GKIye
12-10-2009, 12:46 AM
I understand ...
At the time I went to school ... euhm ... YES I did ... lol
In general most of the students had a normal untill average body type
In those days "fat" guys where not that popular, they're ignored, didn't had good results in gymnastics etc etc
I'm not saying that they're bad ... but they're not looking as the majority

I have the idea that these days normal body types are a phenomenum at the US ...

NickolasM.
12-10-2009, 12:53 AM
http://www.viet-justice.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/WindowsLiveWriterSenateProposesHealthStandardsforI nsuranc_D097europe_vs_usa_2.jpg

GKIye
12-10-2009, 01:04 AM
hmhmhmhm ...
I'm not patriotic .. but for once I'm glad to be an European ... lol
Same underwear ... but a huge different world "and" view ... LOL
Nice picture :)

NickolasM.
12-10-2009, 01:20 AM
I remembered seeing it somewhere so I googled it quick.

fridaynightsmoke
12-10-2009, 10:35 AM
Wow.
Try replacing the fat references with 'jew' or whatever and see how it looks then.

kiwiborn
12-10-2009, 12:52 PM
yeah.. not really very nice hon. Not everyone has perfect figures, and some (very few admittedly), have health issues that cause obesity. Also, if you go judging people simply by how they look then you could be missing out on knowing some very nice people.
You know there is a very old and very true saying... "You should never judge a book by it's cover"... or is that in your case.. "a cd by its cover" ;)
Point is honey, that it is very shortsighted and frankly not a nice thing to prejudge people because of how they look, body size, race, etc...
Yes, I realize people do it all the time....Still imo, that does not make it the right thing to do.

NickolasM.
12-10-2009, 07:39 PM
I've heard it, I use it most of the times, Quote from my first post:
"But I mean 11-14yo's should not be weighing over 200+pounds at that age, I mean unless they have some disease where they can not help it, that is understandable...."