OK post the most embarassing or stupid things your mum said or did when you was a kid (this should be fun :p)

OK ill start "get down off that wall if you fall and break your legs dont come running to me

If you was out and had a mark on your face she would lick her finger and wipe it clean

The best one was she would say do that again and ill hit you... but she was hitting you with every word as she said it she hit you

I could go on but lets hear yours