Jinglemaster Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Today I had to go to a studio in London. I decided to drive as the trains were cancelled and I was running late, so (wrongly) I went a bit quick. 97mph to be exact - according to the police motorcycle rider that stopped me. Now, I am one of these people that NEVER speeds, but I did today and I deserved to get stopped. Being an honest type I owned up immediately in the hope that some leniency may take place and pehaps I would get off with a warning. here is how the conversation went: Policeman: Morning Sir. Is this your car? Me: Yes Officer. Policeman: I see. And do you know the speed limit on the motorway Sir? Me: Yes officer, it is 70mph. Policeman: That's right Sir. 70mph. And, do you know how fast you were going Sir? Me: Yes, I was doing 97mph, which I know is too.... Policeman: Exactly Sir. 97mph. And what would have happened to Sir at 97mph if we ran in to Mr fog then? (Now at this point I am thinking I have got a rejected primary school teacher here, so I decided to play alongh with his way of getting his lecture across to me....) Me: Mr Fog huh? Well, erm, I would have pressed Mr brake pedal and erm, used Mr headlights. Then I would have slowed down Mr speedo pants and maybe used Mr and Mrs foggy lampoos. Policeman: Comedian huh? Shall we try that again Sir. I said, what would have happened if we ran into MIST OR FOG? Dig me a big hole so I can just throw myself in. PLEASE!!!!!!!!:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridaynightsmoke Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Whoops! Hahahahahahahaha Sorry, I do feel for you, but that's hillarious. What happened in the end? How's your licence coping? *Luckily* all (bar one) of my encounters with the constabulary to date have been friendly affairs. (touches wood) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinglemaster Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Nothing happened. It was a joke.:biggrinthumb: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BWorld Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Funny joke though. ██ Stream101 | Affordable Media Solutions ██ Shared cPanel? Web Hosting | WordPress Hosting | Premium Stream Hosting ██ TOLL-FREE: (616) 277-7280 | 30 Day NO QUESTIONS Money-Back Guarantee ██ 100% Cogent Free Network | CloudLinux OS | Tier 1 Bandwidth | Grand Rapids, MI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THREETEN RADIO Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I think we need a joke/humour section to avoid confusion when jokes like this are posted. I got it and yes it is funny. :biggrinthumb: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fozzy Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 10 OUT OF 10 M8 Very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arfa B Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I spent the evening down "The Factory" once after my mate decided it would be a good idea to tell a policeman what he really thought of him after being pulled for a "routine" check! (I was in the passenger seat of his Hillman Avenger) I seem to recall the comments were relating to this Police Officer liking ermmmm close relationships with pigs, and also that he doubted whether the Policeman had a father!!:bustedred: I can larff about it now....but at the time it wasn't so funny! ;-) If I have helped you with a Freebie- please be kind enough to add a link from your own site or blog to mine- thanks! http://arthurburton.net Thank You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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