mwagner Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Saw this in an email, thought you might like this... The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" I got so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline. Apparently, I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked If I could drive a truck. And, oh--it’s been bad for everyone. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen. Bernard Madoff, who made $50 Billion disappear, was investigated by Congress, who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The Mafia dropped lower court judges from their payroll. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names. McDonald's is selling a 1/4 'Ouncer'. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you better call and ask if they mean you or them...and A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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