Guest Baabaa Productions Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hi all here are some actual labels seen on products crazy but true. Enjoy. Mark Crazy Product Labels -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. On a blanket from Taiwan: NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists: REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo: USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. On the bottle-top of a chocolate milk drink: AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. 5. On a New Zealand insect spray: THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer: TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids: LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. 8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles: OPEN OTHER END. 9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 10. On a Sears hairdryer: DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 11. On a bag of Fritos: YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. 12. On a bar of Dial soap: DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. 13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. 14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. 15. On a Korean kitchen knife: WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. 16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. 17. On a Japanese food processor: NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. 18. On Sainsbury's peanuts: WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. 19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. 20. On a Swedish chainsaw: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. 21. On a child's superman costume: WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. 22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST. 23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. 24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. 25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY. 26. On Nytol sleep aid: WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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