Crazy Product Labels

[Guest Baabaa Productions]

Hi all here are some actual labels seen on products crazy but true. Enjoy.

 

Mark

 

Crazy Product Labels

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1. On a blanket from Taiwan:

NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

 

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:

REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

 

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo:

USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

 

4. On the bottle-top of a chocolate milk drink:

AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

 

5. On a New Zealand insect spray:

THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

 

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer:

TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.

(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

 

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids:

LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE

PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE

INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

 

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:

OPEN OTHER END.

 

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:

WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

 

10. On a Sears hairdryer:

DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

 

11. On a bag of Fritos:

YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

DETAILS INSIDE.

 

12. On a bar of Dial soap:

DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

 

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box)

DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

 

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

 

15. On a Korean kitchen knife:

WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

 

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

 

17. On a Japanese food processor:

NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

 

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts:

WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.

 

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

 

20. On a Swedish chainsaw:

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

 

21. On a child's superman costume:

WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

 

22. On some frozen dinners:

SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.

 

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:

FITS ONE HEAD.

 

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

 

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:

DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

 

26. On Nytol sleep aid:

WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

[James]

haha, some of those are hilarious!

thanks baabaa, im using these tomorrow