REQ: Twisted Comedic Dark Read

[crazyboz]

Hi all I can use a read of the following in a twisted Dark Comedy eerie way for my podcast its new and i appreciate the help

Anything in the ( ) needs a normal dark paranoid voice if possible..

 

Intro

"Warning Please be Advised The following program contains Mature Subject matter. The Views or Topics expressed on our show do not express the views or opinions of the show, networks, affiliates,Hosts ( Or Society ) therefore we are not responsible for anything that happens during the course of our show nor for the things under your bed , in your closet or buried in your backyard (or for the Stuff Hidden in Locker 14 at Storage Depot) This show is for entertainment purposes only and covers all entertainment focusing on movies, cosplay, conventions etc (or Conspiracies and Myths)If your Easily Offended, Easily Pissed off you dont have to listen (Just stop plugging your ears with screwdrivers) Now on with the Twisted Trainwreck of Insanity."

 

Thank you all

Edited April 8, 2017 by crazyboz

[crazyboz]

bumping this post after 10 days

 

Hi all I can use a read of the following in a twisted Dark Comedy eerie way for my podcast its new and i appreciate the help

Anything in the ( ) needs a normal dark paranoid voice if possible..

 

 

 

 

Intro

"Warning Please be Advised The following program contains Mature Subject matter. The Views or Topics expressed on our show do not express the views or opinions of the show, networks, affiliates,Hosts ( Or Society ) therefore we are not responsible for anything that happens during the course of our show nor for the things under your bed , in your closet or buried in your backyard (or for the Stuff Hidden in Locker 14 at Storage Depot) This show is for entertainment purposes only and covers all entertainment focusing on movies, cosplay, conventions etc (or Conspiracies and Myths)If your Easily Offended, Easily Pissed off you dont have to listen (Just stop plugging your ears with screwdrivers) Now on with the Twisted Trainwreck of Insanity."

 

Thank you all